Only gay people are allowed to write television from here on out
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Female.Taurus. ENFJ.
Only gay people are allowed to write television from here on out
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sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
sorry i’m late, class. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis. no I haven’t graded the midterms
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I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
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things that are fake: gender, time, the government
things that are real: the chupacabra
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@chazemsprenHE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-
Lmaoooo
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